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You're watching Two.

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And now for our weekly look at the
world of science and technology -

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Look Around You.

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On tonight 's programme...

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We'll be lifting the lid
on the toilet of the future.

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We'll be looking at what
Pam gets up to while she's asleep.

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And finding out which one of us
will be having plastic surgery

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right here on the programme.

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That 's all on tonight 's
healthy edition of Look Around You.

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# Look Around You #

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Hello, and welcome
to Look Around You.

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Tonight 's programme is all about the
most important thing in your life,

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so important that without it

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you wouldn't even be watching
this programme.

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I'm talking, of course,
about your health.

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Our healths have improved radically
over the past few decades.

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In fact, if current trends continue

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then by 2010 the average life
expectancy will be 400 years.

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With most of us reaching puberty
at around the age of 80.

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It 's all thanks to advances
in medical science

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and British technology
is leading the field

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with familiar products
like asthma cigarettes,

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the diarrhoea machine,
and, of course,

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the controversial Psuicide Spray.

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Thanks, Pam(!) But the next big
thing in modern healthcare

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comes not from Britain or America,
or even Norway,

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but from China.

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So please welcome
the future of healthcare, Medibot.

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'Medibot! '

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Medibot is the only robot in the
world qualified to perform surgery

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- and being a robot...
- 'Medibot! '

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Hello - he can work faster and more
accurately than a human surgeon.

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So let 's meet the man who works
with Medibot on a daily basis,

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Dr Franklin Fu.

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- Welcome to Look Around You.
- Hello.

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You're going to be giving us
a demonstration of the Medibot.

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Yes, I'm going to be performing
plastic surgery on Jack's face.

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Now, I'm sure that
our female viewers are thinking,

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and probably
one or two male viewers, as well,

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how on earth
could you improve on this?

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Well, I certainly try.

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Through the course of my work

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I have studied
hundreds and hundreds of faces,

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analysing the proportions
and sizes of features

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and it is this information
I will be applying to Jack

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as I try to create
the optimum male face.

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So Jack should end up
with perfect looks?

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Well, I hope so.

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And Dr Fu will be
assisted by Medibot...

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- 'Medibot! '
- Oh, I think he likes me.

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- (Laughter)
- You better move round there, Jack.

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Now, Doctor, Medibot is clearly
a pretty serious piece of kit.

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Presumably he's quite expensive?

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Oh, yes. Medibot is very expensive.

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In fact, there are only
four Medibots in the world.

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This one here and the other three
belong to Tony Curtis.

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So just how good is the Medibot?
Is he as good as a human surgeon?

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(Dr Fu) Oh, I'd say better.
He's so versatile.

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He can do anything,
from complex surgery to, er...

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taking a urine sample.

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I won't keep you any longer.
Best of luck with the operation.

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'Medibot! '

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We'll be following Jack's progress
throughout the rest of the show.

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Over the past few months

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our newspapers have been filled with
horrifying accounts of a new disease

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that has been spreading
at an alarming rate.

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It 's a disease for which
at present there is no known cure.

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And it 's all the more terrifying

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because scientists don't even know
what causes the disease.

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I'm talking, of course,
about geodermic granititis,

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more commonly known as Cobbles.

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(# Sad music)

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Cobbles is a wicked disease
that strikes indiscriminately,

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attacking
the central nervous system,

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fooling it into calcifying
bodily tissue,

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eventually turning the victim into
what is essentially a pile of rocks.

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Cobbles sufferers try to lead
as normal a life as possible

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but it 's hard.

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Extreme mental anguish,

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coupled with almost insurmountable
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can make life intolerable.

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But now there may be
a light at the end of the tunnel

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because a British doctor claims to
have made an important breakthrough.

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And he joins us in the studio now -
Dr Phillip Lavender.

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Doctor, thank you
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Thank you for having me on the show.

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Now, you're a sufferer from
the condition yourself, aren't you?

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- I am, Pam, yes.
- How long have you had Cobbles?

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Just over two years now.

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But you've been very busy,
haven't you?

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I've spent most of that time

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trying to find a cure
with my research team.

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- And you're going to show us it?
- Certainly.

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Now, Doctor, what exactly is it?

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We've produced what is
essentially a body cream

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which rejuvenates dormant tissue
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and aims to reverse
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I see. And what does it contain?

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Well, cream, potassium, nitrates,
potassium nitrates

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- and nitrate of potassiate nitrate.
- OK.

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We're going to demonstrate
how it works.

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That 's right, Pam. So if you take
a small amount with your fingers.

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- OK.
- OK.

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And just start applying that to me.

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OK, where shall I put it?

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- Not in my mouth!
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Sorry, I'll just...

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- So how about...there?
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And so you can see
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slowly through my semi-porous rock.

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Right. Now, just before
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we applied some cream to a small
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so that we could see its effect.

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That 's right, Pam,
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it 's just round here, by my bottom.

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- (Pam) That is remarkable.
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We want to do this
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but at the moment the cream only
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before the skin
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so this is something
we need to work on.

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Well, Doctor, we all hope you find a
cure for your terrible affliction.

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Well, it 's not all bad.
At least we can fly. Goodbye.

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Well, I'm now in the special
operating area of the studio

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with Dr Fu and Medibot,
the robotic surgeon.

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Medibot 's just about to perform
plastic surgery on Jack's face

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under the supervision of Dr Fu here.

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Doctor, what 's happening now?

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At the moment I'm in the final
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and, er, I'm about
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a very special
plastic surgery computer program.

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So, Doctor, tell us,
how will Medibot be working tonight?

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- (Computer program loading)
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to carry out most of the remodelling
of Jack's features.

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- I see.
- Medibot?

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- 'Medibot! '
- Please configure laser settings.

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And how's our patient doing?

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- I could do with a pint.
- Medibot?

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- 'Medibot! '
- Prepare the anaesthetic.

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Doctor, may I ask, what is it you
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Oh, these are just hundreds
and thousands, he loves them.

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'Medibot! '

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OK, I think Jack
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so if you would all like to say
goodbye - I mean, good night.

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(Laughs) Just joking.

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- Well, best of luck, old chap.
- Thanks, Pete.

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- Nice knowing you, Jack.
- Thanks, Pealy(!)

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- You look after our boy.
- Of course.

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- Hope you're all right, Jack.
- I'll be fine. Bye-bye. Bye.

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Bye-bye.

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So, Jack, if you would like
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Very, very still. Thank you.

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- Medibot!
- 'Medibot! '

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Administer the anaesthetic, please.

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Well, sweet dreams, Jack,

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and we'll be checking back on him
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First you sense it -
feel it inside -

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then you realise,
he's looking at you.

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Go on, look at him.

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Now he's waving at you -
he likes you.

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Go on, smile at him. Smile.

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But you can't
because of your disgusting teeth.

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But now there's no need
to be ashamed of your smile.

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Brush with Jenny
and you'll soon see the difference.

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Jenny is gentle, mild
and kind to your teeth.

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Now, ready for that smile?

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Say goodbye to disgusting teeth
with Jenny, the mild toothpaste.

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And now, new Lenny for men.

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These days we're bombarded
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mouthwash or dental loaf.

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In the last year a staggering
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have been launched
in Great Britain alone.

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But do these products
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Well, new research has shown
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are no better than brushing with
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So it might be worth
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an electric toothbrush
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If you look at its head you'll see
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Well, because this toothbrush
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to clean your teeth but electricity.

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The powerful electric current
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but it hardens the tooth enamel

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making your teeth
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So let 's put it to
the Look Around You test.

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OK, then, Peter. Plug me in.

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OK.

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- OK?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, I think you switched it off.
- Oh.

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- (Electrical hum)
- And off we go.

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Cleaning your teeth like this
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but who cares when it leaves
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to be able to do this?

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However, there is one side effect.

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(Quickly) Because the current also
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it can affect your speech patterns
so it won't be in the shops yet.

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But we'll keep you posted.

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- You still hungry, Pealy?
- Mm, I might finish the rest now.

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- Medibot.
- 'Medibot! '

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Increase intensity by 2.4 per cent.

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As you can see, Jack's plastic
surgery operation is in full swing.

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- Medibot.
- 'Medibot! '

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Make an incision into the cartilage
just above the bridge.

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Doctor, sorry to disturb you
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how's the operation going?

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Pretty good.
At the moment we are stripping away

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the extraneous tissue
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so hopefully we will be on course
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And how's your assistant?

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Oh, Medibot? He's doing a great job.
Aren't you, Medibot?

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'Medibot! '

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Now, I've heard that this Medibot
has a special, secret talent.

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Oh, yes, er... Erm, I found out
that he can play the mouth organ.

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- Really?
- Yes. Listen to this.

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- (Plays random notes)
- That 's great.

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No, er, sorry, it 's the wrong
way round. Here we go.

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(# Chirpy tune)

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(Laughing)

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He's so... He gets me all the time.

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Of legend told, brave lady of old
would sleep all night and day

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With rump so soft and, oh, so oft
upon bed of feather and hay

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So lady brave to you I say,
have a lovely sleep, my darling.

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Have a lovely, lovely sleep...

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my darling.

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Sleep well.

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- Good night.
- (Alarm clock ringing)

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(Ringing stops)

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Ah, 40 winks - sheer bliss.

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You know, we spend almost
30 per cent of our lives asleep

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yet we only know about 20 per cent
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during this state.

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In fact, scientists
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as to why humans sleep at all.

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So what does go on
when the lights go out?

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Here at the National Sleep Research
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some fascinating studies
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to try and solve
some of the mysteries of sleep.

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Professor Keith Craven
is the Institute's director.

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The Centre's been running
for about 140 years now.

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It began life under the patronage
of Queen Victoria

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but of course in those days
it wasn't a sleep institute

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it was a sanctuary
for elephants and butterflies.

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(Pam) At any one time there are
up to 20 full-time volunteers

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who allow their sleeping behaviour
and even their dreams

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to be monitored and analysed
by Professor Craven's research team.

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One of the patients, Michael,

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is wired up to a machine
called a Somnascope

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which allows scientists to actually
watch dreams as they happen.

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This is an intriguing piece
of equipment.

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Can you tell us about
what we're looking at here?

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Certainly, Pam.

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This is one of
Michael's recurring dreams,

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we call it the Montgomery Dream.

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In it he sees himself as the
character of Montgomery the butler.

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Er, Montgomery is about to
serve breakfast to his master

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but suddenly has an urge
to eat all the jam.

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And in a moment the mistress
of the house is going to come in -

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there she is - and she gives him
a jolly good telling off.

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Put that jam down at once!
It 's the master's.

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You know what this means?

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- (Chuckles)
- You little turd!

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Professor, what can we learn
from watching dreams?

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Well, their hopes, their fears,

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their sexual desires,

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their worries, er...

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Things that might not be apparent
on the surface.

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Stop eating that jam,
you little shit!

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(Pam) Professor Craven has an
extensive library of people's dreams

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all captured on video cassette.

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So, Professor,
what are we going to look at now?

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Well, Pam, you're privileged,
if I may say so myself,

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to watch one of my own dreams.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Yes.

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We were particularly happy with it
because it 's a very clear recording.

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OK, well let 's take a look at it.

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(# Gentle piano)

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Craven! Craven?! Chapter nine!

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Read!

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(Gibbers)

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What 's the matter with you,
you filthy fool?

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Idiot! Pidiot! Pridiot!

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Peroxamidiot!
Cabbage hall idiot investment bond!

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(Sobbing)

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(Baby crying, echoing)

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Where's my pipe?

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You're an embarrassment, boy!
You've embarrassed the pipe!

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(Craven moaning)

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- Hello.
- (Distorted voice) Hello!

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Do you like my perfume?

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- (Craven) Mmm.
- (Woman moans in ecstasy)

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(Both moaning)

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I had that one last night.

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Hola? Flamingo.

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(Pam) Our unconscious minds
are actually extremely active

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and Professor Craven's team
have been developing new ways

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of harnessing the brain's powers
while we're asleep.

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Well, you've seen just a fraction
of some of the work we're doing

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here at the Institute.

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And perhaps you might like
to be a volunteer

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in one of our latest projects?

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Of course,
but what would it involve?

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It would involve driving
this motor car

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at high speed around the test track.

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- That looks like fun.
- But you will be fast asleep.

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Hm, I might have known
there had to be a catch.

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I'd better get on with my training

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but I'm beginning to wish I'd never
got out of bed this morning.

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(Quickly) You can see how Pam got on
at the end of the programme.

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But now let 's see
how Jack's plastic surgery is going.

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- Doctor, what 's happening?
- We're at the end now.

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Just finishing off.

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That was quick.
And how's the patient?

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You can ask him yourself,
he's awake.

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Jack?

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- Mm?
- How are you feeling?

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My face feels a bit numb
but I'm all right, thanks, Pam.

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Well, why don't we, er...er, clean
him up so we can all take a look?

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I can't wait.

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Medibot,
give me some tissues, please.

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'Medibot! '

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'Medibot! '

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While Jack's getting cleaned up,

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let 's remind ourselves
of what he used to look like

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with this special report
from Loorizons,

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the toilet industry's
annual exhibition in Bath.

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(# Bleeping electronica)

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(Jack) To the germs in your home
your toilet is like Las Vegas.

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If you think about it,
when you use the toilet

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you're leaving a meal
for millions of hungry germs

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and that 's not a nice thought.

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There are dozens of products
on the market these days,

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all promising to destroy germs,

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from the bleach pill
to the toilet tarvunty.

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But none of them
are 100 per cent effective.

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But now there's a new British
invention which may be the answer

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and here it is.

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It 's called the Sani-sac
and as you can see

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it takes its inspiration
from the good old tea bag.

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However, inside is not tea
but coffee.

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Coffee has been used for centuries
as a powerful sterilising agent

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which is why
most men normally drink tea.

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So let 's see the Sani-sac in action.

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You just pop your Sani-sac
into the top of your cistern,

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very simple, there it is.

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Give your loo a good flush...

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and now your toilet 's so clean
you can even drink out of it.

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Ahh.

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(Quickly) The final of our Look
Around You Invention of the Year

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is at the end of the series
and one winner will win this trophy

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presented by His Royal Highness
Sir Prince Charles.

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So that 's certainly something
to look forward to.

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And in honour of his remarkable
achievement against such adversity

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the invention
we're putting forward this week

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is the anti-cobbling cream,
created by Dr Phillip Lavender.

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- (Lavender) Hello again.
- Congratulations, Doctor.

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- Thank you very much indeed.
- And here's your rosette.

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Ah, thank you, Pealy.
Ooh. (Chuckles)

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And what a very quick voice
you've got. Goodbye.

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Now it 's the moment
we've all been waiting for

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because it 's time to unveil
Jack Morgan's brand-new face.

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Doctor, how do you think
you've done?

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Er, pretty good, Pete.

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I think me and Medibot
have done a good job.

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Don't you think, Medibot?

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'Medibot! '

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Let 's remind ourselves
of what Jack looked like

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before he went under the laser.

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There he is.

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So, Doctor, if you'd like to get
ready to do the honours.

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- (Drum roll)
- (Jack) I hope he hasn't ruined me.

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So let 's all now take a look
at the brand-new Jack Morgan!

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Well?

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I love it.

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I love it. I love it!

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Jack, it 's amazing.
You're absolutely gorgeous.

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(Jack) Thanks, Pealy. I love it!

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- I love it.
- Jack, you look amazing.

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Doctor, I love it. I love it.

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- Don't thank me, thank Medibot.
- Thanks, Medibot.

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Give him some
hundreds and thousands.

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- There we are. Good boy.
- 'Medibot! '

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What really sets it off is the tusk.

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Unbelievable. I really love it.

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00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,471
Well, you've got to have it changed
back before next week's show.

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Oh! But I love it.

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That 's all we've got
time for tonight.

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Thank you to all our guests
for taking part -

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to Dr Phillip Lavender,
to Medibot...

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- 'Medibot! '
- ..and, of course, Dr Fu.

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Thanks, Doctor.

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Thoctor.

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We'll be back at the same time
next week

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to give you a ringside seat
to the future of sport,

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so don't miss it.

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So in the meantime - what
a poseur - take care of yourself

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and remember,
wherever you are, whatever you do...

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- 'Medibot! '
- (All) Look around you!

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- (# Theme tune)
- Wow, absolutely...

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But this is...

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..I never though I'd look like this.

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Good luck, Pam.

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# Look Around You #

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(Peter) If you'd like to find out
more information about Cobbles

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you can pick up a leaflet from
your GP or local quarry, priced 1p.

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'Medibot! '